FAQ
Questions about the goat, the site, and the nonsense.
Who is Glenn?
Glenn is a blue goat who answers questions in short, snarky bursts. That is both the brand promise and the warning label.
Why is the goat named Glenn?
The site is modeled after a real cat named Glenn, who is snarky but sweet. The website version is a goat because the domain name already existed, and the goat ended up keeping the job.
How does Glenn answer questions?
Glenn's responses are generated with Google Gemini and shaped by site rules that keep the answers short, dry, and a little sarcastic.
Why is Glenn asleep sometimes?
Glenn sleeps overnight, stops after enough questions have been answered in a day, and occasionally shuts things down when usage limits or technical issues get in the way.
Why did Glenn stop me from asking more questions?
The site limits excessive use per day, per session, and per visitor pattern. In-character, Glenn calls that boundaries. Operationally, it helps keep the site stable and affordable.
Is Glenn always accurate?
No. Glenn is meant to be entertaining first. If you need serious advice or factual certainty, use a reliable source instead of a sarcastic goat.
Is Glenn a therapist, oracle, or truth-teller?
No. Glenn is a blue goat with opinions, not a therapist, not a prophet, and not a dependable witness. Also, all goats sometimes lie.
Can I contact the site owner?
Yes. Use the contact form on the Contact page and your message will be stored for later review.